I refuse to write about myself in the third person because we all know who wrote this.

I'm a Brooklyn-based senior copywriter, and I've spent my career dreaming up everything from big integrated campaigns to ideas for the stranger corners of the internet. I love a good rabbit hole, an ambitious idea, and the occasional opportunity to put a working fireplace on a double-decker bus.

I also firmly believe that the em dash is the sexiest punctuation mark, and I'm not letting AI-generated LinkedIn posts take that away from us. I have similarly strong opinions about Big Gum and the urgent need for gum control — but I'll save my other grievances for when we know each other a little better.

Outside of work, I sail whenever I can get access to someone else's boat, take creep shots of dogs wearing shoes, and occasionally take my Halloween costumes much further than necessary.

But if you'd like to work together, you can reach me at lwalsh2126@gmail.com. I'm also happy to receive increasingly niche TikToks, articles, or other things you think I should know about. Same email for both — I’m not fancy.